xrogue81: (vm_weevil2)

Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"
- Conan O'Brien


Project Runway pet peeves:
  • "One day you're in, and the next day... you're out." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!! Must Heidi Klum say this every fucking episode?!!
  • Why do the designers have to meet Heidi in the same fucking room at the beginning of each show?  I mean, all she does is tell them to go someplace else to meet Tim Gunn.  It's pointless.  Why can't she just be where Tim Gunn already is and save us some time?
  • And finally... the way Heidi says "Nina Garcia" is just... ARRRGHHH!!!  I know it's her accent and all, but... it's just like fingernails against the blackboard for me!


Fuck you, Capital One.  Fuck you for sneaking this weird Credit Inform charge into my bill.  I don't trust you anymore.  I'll be canceling my credit card soon.

Here's what happened:
I got a new credit card because my old one was about to expire.  To activate the card, I had to call a particular phone number.  But instead of getting an automated recording, I got an actual person.  I thought it was weird.  I've never gotten a real person before.... not when I'm activating a card, at least.  Anyway, it was someone from the Philippines who had a thick accent and who talked too fast.  She (he?) talked too damn fast that it forced me to say "Uh-huh" to everything.  And apparently, by saying "Uh-huh," one too many times, I've agreed to pay for this thing called Credit Inform.  It's about $9.00 a month!  FUCK THAT!

Unfortunately, I can't cancel Credit Inform online.  I have to call the fucking company.  I'm sure it won't be easy.  Apparently, they ask you all these questions to verify your identity including your Social Security Number.  Now, I understand why they'd ask for that information... but the company's just so shady that I feel iffy about sharing any info with them.  And of course, by calling them they'll have a chance to rope you back in.  I'm really not looking forward to doing this.

And since Capital One allowed this kind of fuckery to happen, I don't trust them anymore.  This can possibly be a blessing in disguise.  I have way too many credit cards and it's time to get rid of some of 'em.


I saw Dreamgirls at the Ahmanson Theater last Saturday.  It was just okay.  I enjoyed it, but I was expecting something more.  Plus, they included that horrible "Listen" song by Beyonce.  Barf.


I love that Conan O'Brien is on Twitter.  I miss you, Coco.


Dec. 6th, 2009 08:52 pm
xrogue81: (glee_artina)

Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant
Lay your body down and get you pregnant
Knock you up, pregnant, Knock you up...

- "Pregnant" by R. Kelly


My quote of the day is LOL-worthy. I mean... seriously, R. Kelly?

Dollhouse was sooooo good last Friday, yo. UGH!!! It just pisses me off that it got canceled! Victor alone is a cause for renewal!!! (Seriously, how awesome was Enver Gjokaj??!!) Ah, well... what's done is done.


I had quite a day last Saturday. I woke up early, got on the Metro, ate breakfast at The Farm in L.A. Live, and while I was enjoying my perfectly perfect blueberry pancakes, in walks Arnold Schwarzenegger...

Yep. The Governator.
He was with a whole bunch of kids, four other men, and a couple of bodyguards. AND GUESS WHERE HE SAT??


It was almost like when I saw Neil Patrick Harris up close at the airport, except not as awesome. Anyways, after I ate breakfast I got on another train and exited at Pershing Square. I thought it was about damn time that I visited the 500 Days of Summer bench. Damn, that was a hard climb. I don't know how Zooey Deschanel managed to get up there with those shoes she was wearing. I was glad the bench was there cuz my legs hurt and I was out of breath! And yes, I sat on it. It really is a nice spot despite, you know, all the homeless people sleeping on the grass.

Oh, and did I mention that someone on the nearby bench offered me weed?

Afterwards I ate at Grand Central Market, hopped on another train, and saw Mary Poppins at the Ahmanson Theater. I shit you not, I got a front row seat for only $20. Score!!!

xrogue81: (kaylee)

"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me."

- Sue Sylvester, Glee


Oh, hello Craig Manning from Degrassi.

How's it going, Steffi D. from Canadian Idol?

What are you guys doing in Orange County? Oh, you're here for the Spring Awakening tour? Why, I've seen that musical a total of SIX TIMES! It's so nice to meet you! Take a picture, yes?


You guysss... yesterday marked my 16th year living in the USA. I remember being so homesick when I was younger, but you know what? I'm SO HAPPY I live in this country. I don't think I can ever go back to the Philippines. Maybe for a very short vacation, yes, but I don't think I can live there again. Not with all the ridiculousness that's happening over there. I do take comfort in the fact that some Pinoys are still fighting the good fight, though. Maybe someday... I'd want to come back.

xrogue81: (duckie2)

Want your bad romance

- "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga


Dear Self:
Why are you shipping real-life celebrities again, OMG?!!!

Dear Self:
Uh, because they are cute together -- DUH!

(I totally blame Twitter for this.)


On Saturday I saw Cirque du Soleil's "Kooza" at the Santa Monica Pier with my sister. It was my first Cirque show ever and I really enjoyed it! I totally went on Netflix afterwards and rented all the Cirque DVDs. Maybe the next time I go to Vegas, I'll see another show! If only the tickets weren't so damn expensive...


Tomorrow I'm leaving work early because I'm gonna see Spring Awakening (again) with my cousin Demi! Woo hoo!!!! This is probably the 5th time I'm seeing it. And guess what? I'm going to see it one more time on November 21 with my cousins Mylene and Erin! Oh man, I'm so excited!

By the way, I've secured a ticket for Dreamgirls as well. Still debating whether or not I want to see Mary Poppins...


Grrrr... Arrrgghhh.
FOX canceled "Dollhouse." We'll always have Twitter, Eliza Dushku.

(Seriously, that girl is a bit crazy with her Twitter updates. I love it.)

Also -- Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon are the cutest married couple ever.

Anyways, I gotta get back to real life now. I'm outeee --->

xrogue81: (pushingdaisies_kiss)

Jack: I finally found my calling and it involves these two hands.
Will: Ah, so you're going to be self-employed.

- Will & Grace


I'm so bored.  You know, I haven't even used my Disneyland annual pass since I last renewed it.  I probably shouldn't renew next year.  ::sighs:: 


I've been knitting this scarf for months now and I just realized that it's way too wide.  I had to re-do the whole thing.  I've been knitting since yesterday and my ass hurts from sitting.  And the sad thing is... even though I have all this knitting to do, I'm still bored out of my mind. There's also nothing good to eat at home except for leftover Halloween candy.  I should have napped earlier.  Blah, this sucks. 


I'm down to my last bottle of Red Electra.  What am I gonna do with myself?  I actually stopped by the liquor store last Friday just to see if they carry any dessert wines and they do!  They do!


BTW... I don't know if I've mentioned this before but when I went to Virginia last September, I totally saw NEIL PATRICK HARRIS at LAX boarding a plane to New York.  What.  He looked so good.  Why didn't I mention this in my vacation update last October?  I must've been on something.  It was like, awesome.


Anyways... I gotta go and... be bored some more.  See ya.

xrogue81: (dollhouse_priya)

"The greatest expression of rebellion is joy."
- Joss Whedon


Hey, so you know how my last two blog entries only consisted of tweets? Yeah, I'm not gonna do that anymore. They're just so random and in-the-moment and not a really blog-worthy. Like, when I try to read tweets on LJ, I just get distracted by the # and the @ and the RTs and then I'm just like, "Uh... what?" I will not subject you to that, gentle readers. Not on LJ, at least. But hey, if you want to follow me on Twitter, feel free :)


Yeeah... I only joined Twitter so I can follow celebrities. So far, I'm following 15... and boy, do they tweet a lot. I loves it. Oddly enough, the celeb that finally tipped me over the edge was Dichen Lachman from Dollhouse. Nothing to it, really. I was browsing through the Twitters of the Glee cast and then I clicked on a link, which led me to another link, which landed me on Dichen's Twitter. And I was like, "No way... she knows someone who knows someone from the cast of Glee? I must join Twitter... so that I may read the tweets of these lovely people all in one page."

On an even more interesting note, Joss Whedon, creator of Dollhouse, is directing an episode of Glee. Small world.  Anyways...


Speaking of Dollhouse... last night's episode was fucking fantastic. Why are the ratings so fucking low for this show? Can you believe that other shit-tastic shows get more viewers than this?  The Ghost Whisperer?  Really?!!  What the fuck? Anyway... FOX has decided that they're not gonna show Dollhouse during November sweeps cuz... you know... they're jackasses.  I have to wait 'til December for the next few eps.  Fantastic.  I just keep telling myself, "At least you got two seasons!"  Ah, well...


Guess what?  I saw Paranormal Activity a week ago and I'm still scared, yo.  Since Saturday I've been sleeping with the TV on cuz I can't be in the dark -- especially not in my bedroom.  Blaaah. 


Sep. 20th, 2009 01:26 am
xrogue81: (bones_vegas)

I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. Poop ball?

- Michael Scott, "The Office"


On the Kanye/Taylor Swift issue:
I'm on Team Beyonce

On Patrick Swayze's death:
There's already been several celebrity deaths this year that I think I've been desensitized.

On my new iPhone:
I'm slowly making it my bitch.

On my health:
No more severe coughing. Voice is back to normal. A little phlegm here and there, but I'm fine.  However, due to the heat or... something, I've developed some kind of eczema on my neck.  It's disgusting.

On work:
I'm ready for a vacation.

On vacation:
Heading to Virginia on September 30!!!  Made a massage appointment :D

On Disney:
My cousins and I went to the D23 Expo last Sunday and had a blast!  Check out some of my pics

On television:
I've seen the premiere of "Bones" and "The Office."  I haven't seen last week's SYTYCD, nor have I seen the last two eps of "Top Chef" and "Project Runway."  No time for TV!!!!

My dad:
He's trying to set me up with some dude.  Ewwwww.  Hellz no.

My sister:
She's finally leaving her god-awful job and moving onto a better one.  We celebrated by eating at Fire+Ice in Anaheim.


I... need to sleep.  Bye!

xrogue81: (christina_aguilera)

Oh baby give me one more chance
(Show you that I love you)
Won't you please let me
(Back in your heart)

Oh darlin' I was blind to let you go
(Let you go baby)
But now since I see you in his arms
(I want you back)

- "I Want You Back" by The Jackson 5


I know this is long overdue, and some of you are probably sick of hearing about this already cuz hey... you could care less.  But I feel like I should speak my piece.  Michael Jackson passed away last Thursday and I'm still sort of... wow... damn... you know?  I mean, I wasn't all broken up about it or anything.  I didn't cry, I just... idk... now there's a gaping hole in that part of myself that appreciated music and dance.  I mean, almost all of the performers that I've come to love was inspired by this man.  And now that he's gone, I start to wonder, "Well... who's next?  Who's gonna be the person that all other pop performers are going to aspire to?"  I am drawing a blank.

Let's backtrack.  I might have been 6 or 7 years old and I remember listening to "Billy Jean" IN VINYL.  Like, what?  Dudes, I was a little kid in the Philippines who barely understood English and I knew who Michael Jackson was.  I actually thought "Billy Jean" was about a dude named Billy who was not Michael Jackson's son.  LOL!  But anyways... his stuff is fucking international.  I do wonder what the 6-year olds in the Philippines are singing right now.  Britney?  Beyonce?  Justin?  Usher?  Fucking Miley Cyrus?  Will any of the performers I just mentioned have the same impact as Michael Jackson 25 years from now?  It's kind of hard to imagine.

Anyways, I leave you with one of my favorite Michael Jackson songs ever.  I know it's quite the unconventional choice, but it has Janet Jackson in it and that alone makes the song pretty fucking epic.  Good day, LiveJournal.

xrogue81: (disneyland1)

Zack: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.

- Zack and Miri Make A Porno


So there I was, watching RENT for the 4th time in my life...

I was so excited because Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp were reprising their roles as Roger and Mark, and another original member, Gwen Stewart, was also there as the "Seasons of Love" soloist. A couple of other people came from the Broadway show as well -- AND it's weird cuz like, they're in my "filmed LIVE on Broadway" DVD! Heee!!! Justin Johnston, you are my favorite Angel!!!!!

Anyways, so there I was, watching RENT for the 4th time in my life...
When I saw frigging KEVIN SMITH walking down the aisle!!!

I was like, "Dude... that's frigging Kevin Smith!!!" And as if she read my mind, the woman sitting next to me said, "That's Kevin Smith, isn't it???!" I... didn't know what to do!!! He was sitting on the same row as me on the other side of the theatre! I wanted to get a picture so badly! I mean, the guy changed the way I see things, yo. Opened up my mind forrealz.

Cut to: Intermission
The internal struggle was legit, dudes. Should I? Should I approach him? I mean, he was sitting RIGHT THERE! Then finally I decided that YES -- I will ask for a photo. So I stood up, walked towards him, when all of a sudden he was gone!!! Aaaah!!! My cousin Demi called me on my cellphone wondering where I was (we're sitting in different sections) so I started chatting with her. I thought to myself, "Nah... it's ok if I don't get a pic with Kevin Smith. Nevermind. I'll just meet Demi." So blah blah blah, I was talking to Demi in the phone when suddenly she said, "OMG... SILENT BOB JUST WALKED PAST ME!!!"

Meep!!! That means he's coming back to his seat!! I braced myself and watched him walk down the aisle. I started to approach him, and then decided not to. But then I changed my mind!! And... then... I turned back around. Oh but he's sitting my himself!!! But... maybe he doesn't want to be bothered...

I pretended that I was looking for somebody, so I just walked up and down the aisle right next to him, avoiding his eyes. He probably knew that I was there to talk to him and that I wasn't really looking for anybody. I suck. After pacing the aisle for the 5th time, my eyes noticed the huge bald spot on his head. Then I thought to myself, "Dude... he's just a regular guy with a bald spot. Go talk to him NOW." So I did.

"Hi, Mr. Smith? Is it okay if I get a picture with you?"
Yeah, sure! But... I don't think we're allowed to take pictures in here right now.
"Oh, ok. Well, thanks anyway!"

*I turned around and started to leave*

Well, maybe after the show?
"Oh! Okay! Thank you so much!"

*I started to leave again, but...*

"Um... thanks again. I just... wanted to shake your hand."

*The humiliation has eaten me up inside and am now ded*
*Kevin Smith extended his hand and I shook it*

"Thanks... again... thank you."
Sure, sure! No problem!
"If I see you after the show, I'll get that picture. But if not, it's been nice meeting you!"
You too! Thanks!

I realized afterwards that I didn't even tell him my name. After the show, I tried looking for him again but he either a) left already or b) got mobbed by fans so I couldn't see him. Man, I was such a dork! Of all the things I could have said to him I actually went with "I just... wanted to shake your hand?" I mean, I could have said "Chasing Amy is one of my favorite movies." Or "Zack and Miri Make A Porno is the most romantic film I've seen this year." I mean, I wanted to give him props for his work, man. But... nooooooooo. God! *headdesk*


RENT was awesome, by the way. The chick who played Maureen sounded very shrill, but she was funny and nice. I was disappointed because couldn't get everyone's autographs, but I had a lot of fun. As long as this show is touring, I will keep watching :)

Anthony Rapp signing autographs

My cousins and I

xrogue81: (scc_unspoken)

"Be fearless, be reckless. You're young, your heart is strong, don't be afraid of bruising it."
- [livejournal.com profile] peakin75


I consider myself lucky. I've been blessed with amazing friends. It ain't always easy to put up with me, but no matter what my mood is they always have my back. So thanks, ya'll -- for the hugs, the Circle emails, the Google Talks, the iChats, the MySpace comments, everything. It means SO MUCH to me.

(And yes, Mama Port. This includes the random IMs, telling me to go to sleep. LOL!)

*takes a deep breath*
Ok, 2008. Here we go.


You know what's awesome? Watching "Airborne" on YouTube with Lisa via video chat until 6:30 AM. Haha!!!
Seth Green rules me.

(And so does the Gay Pimp.)
(And cute half-naked men.)
(With smooth, smooth skin, OMG.)


Uh... last Friday I went out with my posse. OG, Ray-Ray, Phantom, and HoodRat in full effect!!!! Um... we talked about some... interesting topics, err.... yeah... very interesting. LOL! But it was fun and we should totally do it again :)


I'm oogling my new LJ icon cuz it's pretty.
I can't quite get behind the Sarah/Cameron ship cuz... weird. And I totes SQUEE over John/Cameron, but...

Dude... Cameron/Random!Gangsta!Chick is SO FUCKING ON. It's totally out of the blue and SO unconventional, and yummy. It's never gonna happen, but it totallly should. I mean, come on... they didn't even have to say anything to each other. All they had to do is stare each other down and I'm all "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I crave the possibility." Seriously, ya'll. Is there fic???


R.I.P. Heath Ledger.

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

xrogue81: (theoffice_kiss)

shib, shib, sha shib shib shibby shib.......balls? shib thou art
shibby, whenst thy shibbiness provokes, thy shibby shibbs

- Blake Lewis


Hullo, folks! I haven't posted in a while. It's because Disneyland ate my soul. I was there for 3 days. I even stayed at the hotel and stuff. Why, you ask? Well, it's because I was meeting internet friends, suckazzz! And the cool thing about meeting internet friends is that when you meet them in person, it feels like you've known them FOR freaking EVER.


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Cali, Kelli, Jazzy, and Lori. Riding the "It's A Small World" ride with these lunatics was AWESOME. I can't even... really remember what happened, but I do recall laughing A LOT. To the point that I've stopped breathing. To the point that I made a random Disneyland patron worry because she REALLY thought there was something medically wrong with me. Hahaha! It was awesome!!! And of course, I also hung out with...


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Joe, Michele, Dallin, and little Sara. They really are the lovliest family in the planet. I gotta say, fandom can be brutal but when it brings people together like this, it really is quite amazing. Anyways, for more pics, go here.


Next vacation trip: Virginia / Washington D.C.
I don't know when... but that's where I'm going next.


Jude Law is such a beautiful, beautiful man.


Veronica Mars tonight. Freaking FINALLY.


I don't like Jordin Sparks anymore. I'll vote for Blake lots and lots and lots of times if it means Jordin doesn't get to win. And that says a lot because I don't even like Blake's voice. No offense to Jordin fans. But if everything goes my way, Melinda will win.

xrogue81: (Default)

"Second Amendment... it's like my favorite."
- Mac, Veronica Mars


Monday was great because of: a) Prison Break and b) 24. I was also able to download the latest episode of Battlestar Galactica so I'm on a roll, people!!! The only downside is that I don't get to watch Heroes anymore so if someone can please direct me to an LJ community where I can download episodes, it would be much appreciated.

I also learned that yesterday was supposed to be "Blue Monday." My boss said that my peppiness was so wrong. LOL!!


Oscar nominations:

Jennifer Hudson FTW. She's basically the only nominee that I care about. I don't really care who wins in the other categories. Well... Abigail Breslin would be nice too.


It's past midnight and I'm starving.
I'm gonna go heat some chicken nuggets.


I love Veronica Mars. I do, I do, I do...
Even when the episodes are like, mediocre, I'm still all "OMG" about it. I love EVERYBODY in this show. I think the only person that I ever hated was that chick from Just Shoot Me. But yes. I love everyone. And I love Duncan. I don't give a fuck what you think.

And with that... I give you my reactions to tonight's episode in "list form."

Veronica Mars - 3x10 - Show Me The Monkey )

xrogue81: (theoffice_karen)

All across the nation
We trust in defecation
Everything comes down to poo

- Scrubs


The Office - 3x13 - The Return )
Scrubs - 6x06 - My Musical )
24 - 6x02 - 7:00AM to 8:00AM )
Golden Globes )

Whew!!! TV rules!!! And before I go, I'd like to post this awesome video that I just couldn't seem to stop watching over and over again. This, my friends, is my favorite video of the week.

Presenting... Jake Gyllenhaal in Dreamgirls.
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xrogue81: (vm_weever)
I had a very lovely dream about Brandon Routh. And in my dream, he was so fucking handsome, I couldn't stand it. Which is weird, because I really didn't think he was THAT good looking. Anyway, so I was at a park of some sorts and I was on a date with frigging Superman. We were taking a nice walk under the moonlight. He put his arm around my shoulder and... I started to sing? Yeah, we were walking and I was singing to him. I dunno why. It was "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. Yeah, it's weird. I woke up after that.


I think I only slept for 2 hours. I kept waking up because I was so anxious about these spoilers. Seriously, I was shaking, you guys. And I kept going on the Internet just to see if there were any new developments. It's insane. And I'm so EFFING sleepy right now I feel like I might die. But I know if I go back to bed, my mind's not gonna cooperate with me. Cuz this brain right here *points to head* wants it to be Wednesday already. It will not rest.


It doesn't feel like Independence Day. I keep hearing fireworks outside and I wanted them all to shut up. I don't remember July 4th falling on a Tuesday. Tuesday holidays suck. Why didn't we have a 4-day weekend instead? Why did I have to go to work yesterday?


I cannot, for the life of me, stop salivating over Bryan Adams' "Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman." I used to think that the song was uber corny. And they played it on Scrubs a while back so it has all these comedic connotations attached to it. But ever since last night, I seem to get turned on by the song. *sighs*

xrogue81: (vm_fastcar)

"Sensy, it's short for sensitive guy. Our music is acoustic alternative. We marvel at fireflies. And when we help a drunk girl home from the bar, sure we cop a feel--- a feel of her hair as we're pulling it back so she doesn’t get any vomit in it."

- Scrubs


My brother got the chance to see Johnny Depp in person.
And he turned it down.


He was asked to work during the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere but he said "no" cuz the workers don't get to watch the movie. Yeah, that's pretty messed up. But I'd rather take the consolation prize and see the celebs, you know? I'll be like, "Oh HI Johnny Depp! Your seat is right this way. Yes... right this way... ON MY frigging LAP."


I guess Elphaba was right when she said "No good deed goes unpunished." Cuz you know what? I've decided to do a good deed by buying my cousins tickets to go see Wicked but the OC Performing Arts Center frigging sold them all out before I could even access their website. I'm still trying to log on, BTW. 11 hours after the tickets went onsale, the traffic on the website is still crazy slow.

This really sucks. I really don't want to let my cousins down.

xrogue81: (Default)

Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

- Family Guy



Alrightee people! We got one more pic request right hurrrr.
From [livejournal.com profile] bohemea: I wanna see a picture of your toiletries, your lotions and shampoos and things.

Here you go, m'dear!

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LUSH should totally pay me for plugging their stuff.


I finally received season 3 of 24 in the mail today. You rock my world, Netflix. One more season and I'll be completely caught up with this show. And by the way... Tony and Michelle? Fricking awesome. And what's so great about them is that the romance aspect of their relationship wasn't even really emphasized on the show, you know? I mean, all it took was for them to address each other with a "hey" and I'm already squeeing with joy.


SYTYCD made me cry tonight. My boys from Sickstep really brought out the tears. *sniffs*


My FAVORITE website EVER is finally open!!!!

ZachBraff.Com, bitchezzzz!

I can't tell you enough how much I frigging LOVE this guy. Seriously -- I have a MAJOR CRUSH on him. Yes, I think he's hotter than that Sawyer dude from that one show. Cuz Zach Braff is teh sex, you hookers! He's the greatest! Reading his journal entries and watching his video blogs just makes my life so much better.


I've been *SO* fricking sleepy lately. You know I almost fell off my seat on the train yesterday cuz I totally dozed off. I almost dropped my mp3 player too! What the heck is up with that? I mean, last week I was totally wide awake, but this week I've been so tired!


Maybe I should just go to bed.

xrogue81: (spuffy)
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill


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Elliott and Paris are all about the Soul Patrol AND SO AM I!!!

Yep. I'm 4 out of 5. That's my American Idol score. Now, if it wasn't for Carrie Underwood, it would've been 5 out of 5, but anyways... here are my Wednesday night musings:

American Idol )
LOST: Season 2 Finale )
Veronica Mars: Making fans out of my... student workers )

ETA: God, I LOVE it when fandoms collide...

Because OMG! Michelle and Amaury!
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xrogue81: (vm_balloon)
*dies laughing*
Can you believe that I actually have this episode on tape?!!! Oh, the memories!!!

See little Ryan Gosling get his freak on with Jodeci.

Oh god, I'm still busting my gut laughing!!!

Dude, RYAN GOSLING BROKE IT DOWN FOR ME! I used to think this video was so hot, man. And in some crazy level, I still do. Cuz you know what? I feel like I've just been served by Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling was awesome. This video? So much more awesome than The Notebook.

(Uh huh. I found this video while looking for more Christina Aguilera clips on YouTube.)

xrogue81: (Default)
Just a drive-by GIP.
There's no point to this post whatsoever.

What you want, Natalie?
To drink and fight!
What you need, Natalie?
To f*ck all night!

I know, this icon is looooooooooong overdue. That Natalie Portman rap has probably been played out already, but... but... but... I have Photoshop at work and I have nothing to do!

ETA: I guess this post has a point after all. What's up with UPN moving Veronica Mars back to Tuesdays? GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! It's gonna be on at the same time as House and Scrubs?!!! Why? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??? *headdesk* I was perfectly comfortable with it being on Wednesdays and now they're gonna switch it back? As soon as I've lost interest in LOST? I mean, I can skip LOST altogether, but I cannot miss House or Scrubs! AaaCKKK! They better keep pushing reruns, man. And I know they'll still show VM reruns on Wednesday's but it's not permanent, right? Right?!!

xrogue81: (wentworth)
Yes, bitches. I'm still watching the Natalie Portman video, which now has 102,592 hits on YouTube.com

The Natalie Portman Rap

I don't sleep motherf*cker off that yak and the bourbon
Doin' 120 getting head while I'm swervin
"Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick"
Yo shut the f*ck up and suck my d*ck
I'm bustin dudes' mouths like gushers motherf*cker
Roll up on NBC and smack the sh*t out Jeff Zucker
"What you want, Natalie?"
To drink and fight!
"What you need, Natalie?"
To f*ck all night!

Don't test me when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat 'til you're sh*t's in my shoe
Leave you screamin', pay for my dry cleanin'
F*ck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'

All the kids lookin up to me can suck my d*ck
It's Portman, motherf*cker, drink 'til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh, you die

And all the dudes, you know I'm talkin to you
"We love you, Natalie"
I wanna f*ck you too!
P! is for Portman
P! is for p**sy
I'll kill your f*ckin dog for fun so don't push me

When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
I'll sit right down on your face and take a sh*t!

Natalie you are a badass bitch (hell yeah!)
And I will pay for your dry cleaning when my sh*t gets in your shoe (what!)
As for the drug use, well I can vouch for that
My d*ck is scared of you, girl



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